"trust is like a mirror, you can fix it if it's broken, but you can still see the crack in that mother-fucker's reflection."
you can let the sun in
Six billion smaller worlds on the bigger one.
Shoe salesmen and short-order cooks who look boring from the outside
- some have weirder lives than you.
Six billion stories, every one an epic,
full of tragedy and triumph,
good and evil,
despair and hope.
You and me - we aren’t so special, bro.
you can say something
you can enrich your mind
Adeline
Alvin
Angeline
Cashew
Dogget
Dionnie
Faith
Ian
Janice
Jas Cheng
Jing
Kitty
Marcus A.C
Natasha
Skye
Spanky
Suzy
Yubo
ZhiQuan
Alvin
Angeline
Cashew
Dogget
Dionnie
Faith
Ian
Janice
Jas Cheng
Jing
Kitty
Marcus A.C
Natasha
Skye
Spanky
Suzy
Yubo
ZhiQuan
you can read me again and again
you can thank them
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Monday, September 29, 2008, 9/29/2008 10:51:00 PM
somebody get me this for christmas!
ok blogging three times a day is like verbal diahorrea.
i have to stop.
9/29/2008 12:36:00 PM
courtesy of my boss who had free tickets. -.-" which I didn't go and she did a kind thing by helping me to film it down. double -.-"don't blink.
9/29/2008 01:58:00 AM
FERRARI RACED THE WORST RACE EVER.wah lau eh....... what kind of race is this, so kan cheong spider this massa (he rushed out of the pit-stop before the thing was taken out) and what happened kimi, cat got your hands on the wheel?!! after 4 laps to go before the frigging checkered flag?!!!
u know why i so worked up.
because i met them in real life during my event and that event brought my stress level so high. they dont look that impressive in real life and kimi has some tattoos man. i say photoshop is his best friend. so they were having this q & a:
host: so felipe, tell us what's ur secret weapon to win the race.
felipe massa (brazilian accent): oh, i wear the same underwear for every race.
(editor's note: EVERY RACE MEANS QUALIFYING la, PRACTICE la, FINALS la. - can somebody say YOUR UNDERWEAR WILL STINK like infinity.)
felipe massa continues: oh but my wife will wash it.
(editor's note: i bet his house got super high tech dryer. and how come he dont wash his underwear one.)
host: ok-ay.
so we, the ferrari gala attendees and workers, based on the fact and watched the singapore f1 grand prix and each time we see massa's car, all we can think of was THE FUCKING UNDERWEAR IS NOT WORKING. must be not dry or got the trail.
Kimi, vat happened.
Lewis Hamilton, vat happened also. the whole world is watching you, i know, u must have signed too many pacts to ask people to walk for Johnnie Walker. tsk tsk.
I want to say I got Nico Rosberg in my hp. heehee. I can sell my phone or er the picture on ebay. He's so cute and so mother fucking young. He did well la this race, 2nd somemore! Not bad not bad, must be the Oris watch event we did so he felt so overwhelmed that he had to do well.
This race left me going wah lau eh, omg, quick, nice turn blah blah. We clapped as the race ended. A bit cock but FINALLY OMG, LET THE ROADS BE OPEN. i hate road closures and all the inconvenience it brought.
I admit I don't watch F1 as much as my dad and bro do but, actually no buts, i also won't continue watching, unless i got time.
but still, drivers, u can take me out for a ride anytime, F1 style.
Sunday, September 21, 2008, 9/21/2008 10:40:00 PM
Saturday, September 20, 2008, 9/20/2008 10:32:00 PM
kitty bought a bag from charles and keith as my birthday present. the bag was beaming to me like we belong together. who the fuck knew the first time i carried it, one of the knobs came out, i swear i didn't do anything. so i brought the bag back to the bugis junction outlet to get them to fix it.3 MOTHER FUCKING WEEKS LATER.
i had to call them, noooo they didn't even bother to call me back. but luckily i'm nice and didn't fuck them upside down. u know why, because the bag couldn't be fixed and they couldn't give me a reason why. and what do u know, they couldn't exchange it because the blue color was out of stock and not going to replenish it anymore. so i had to settle for black which is fine.
the point is if i were to be a super bitch, i would have insisted a blue one as it was a gift and what the fuck do they mean by they can't fix it. no more knobs? no more screws? fuck that.
of course i had to collect my bag first (what if they harm the bag right) before sending them a complaint letter online. and guess what. THE MOTHER FUCKING CUSTOMER FEEDBACK site is down. great. but i still sent to the admin and sales staff u know hoping it gets forwarded. not super bitch, but still a bitch.
moral of the story: charles and keith lost a fan. fuck i still have their voucher somemore. knn.
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i had to take a cab from orchard to delta house to collect a watch for my boss. i had no cash and had to pay by visa regardless. so this smrt cab stopped and i went "uncle no cash leh", he said "nvm, visa also can." this sparked off a few surprises:
a) as usual, each time i pass thru a erp gantry, all the "tmd, so expensive" words come out and normally the taxi driver will agree. not this one though, he was like aiyah govt is like that la, dont worry i not govt. YEA RIGHT. not govt now but was before. he was a senior civil servant can.
moral of the surprise: knn, dont anyhow open your mouth before asking what the driver did before.
b) he's a retiree and has 3 daughters and only drives his cab 3 times a week.
moral of the surprise: actually none, but! each time i need a cab, all the cabs will disappear, maybe he plays a role?
c) instead of stopping a petrol kiosk or near a posb atm, he said dont worry, can transfer the money to him. which means HE WAS THAT TRUSTING ENOUGH to allow me to "delay" my payment. i said what, no uncle u can stop one then i'll give u money. he insisted that can transfer, take ur time to pay. i'm like wah.
moral of the surprise: OMG, HE'S THE NICEST CAB DRIVER EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR. and HE'S SO TRUSTINGG. WHAT DID THE GOVT DO TO HIM? i bet he hangs his national flag like religiously. then i was like uncle, do not trust people leh. please do not trust. and he said i looked like a good person. hell, i look like i dont curse but i can curse like ah lian.
I WILL PAY HIM and will write SMRT a commendation letter.
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there u go, the yin and yang of singapore customer service.
Monday, September 15, 2008, 9/15/2008 10:50:00 PM
hello hello!it's been a while since i type something of my thoughts here. or rather saying something but instead of saying, i type. do i make sense or wad!
anyway, how's everybody doing? good good? i've been busy like a bitch, as usual. being busy and a bitch. ha-ha. as u guys or some know, i no longer work in advertising, no more being an account exec because i couldn't work hand in hand together. i did think hey, i can talk i can sell and i like to think i am creative. so why not let's combine all traits and help to think of advertising ideas for client?
WRONG.
i forget i have to add in art director/designer who has their own mind and a boss whom basically leaves me alone to clean up shit. he's not a bad boss, just too busy to notice that i have drowned and got fed up of drowning. and of course the client(s), whose positions are "managers" but only in fact executives, whom took the title seriously and bossed around. govt bodies, bah. i hope he gets gang raped by his own kind.
so i quit.
i am now officially in event management with the occasional arm sticking into PR now that i have 3 superiors. I don't work in an office, i work from home or coffee joints or my boss's home. I do have an office but it belongs to my production team which is located in a factory. so if i want to see my white pants turn grey, i'll head there and use the printer also.
events have taught me a lot on people and the way LUXURY lifestyle brands work. much more demanding with very tight budget, which we like to call them KIAM KANA. u have to be more careful on what you talk, what you say, how you behave. all with the nose in the air. if i can, i will use the fly swatter and hit the nose till it get bloodied.
but as i say and believe, u will and have to learn something new everyday.
my brother's gonna go NS tomorrow. what a big day. he's gonna be a man now, sob sob sniff sniff. also good la, teach him not to be so NUA. i know i have this love/hate r/s with my brother but my brother being my brother (wo, overload), he's family. we are tight yo. so gonna send him la, 2 weeks in tekong. i am thankful that i'm not male. can u tell that i'm not really into camping and hiking.
my mom went: "eh better give ur brother some wet tissues"
i exclaimed: "for wad"
my dad went: "to wipe his ass"
i went: "sir, permission to wipe my ass sir"
ah, joke of the day, u know u want to laugh.
this is one long entry man. long time never write suddenly purged.
i am probably one of the last few who watched THE DARK KNIGHT. fuck it was so amazing and so cool. I was kept on the edge of my seat every other moment, the way they speak, the quotes they dripped, the gun shots they fired were so goooooood. i couldn't stop raving about it. christian bale is so motherfucking hot can. my god. and heath ledger, the joker, his mouth not tired from like putting 1000 cotton buds in it meh (not that i know but it felt like it's to me), wah seh. the show is so good, btw its on re-run in cinemas now. i can't wait for batman 3 with johnny depp as the riddler and phillip seymour as i forgot, the penguin?
please lor the last movie i watched before batman 3 was money not enough 2 and i cried like fuck can. my mother still can dozed off and my dad can burp consistently for 1 min, smelling like durians. knnnnnnnn.
friends are doing well i supposed, with br whom is married already, with peiwen starting up her own flashcard biz (budding moms or if u like to improve your memory - u can click http://www.kiddozflashcards.blogspot.com), with serene getting well, er wedding designed, with sylvia working as a budding teacher, with gab er hangin in there whom i really hope he can kick the boss's ass, with zq being relieved and free, with wayne and ian being the buddies they are, with kitty being arm-stronged, with jing being my new found eastie buddy, with ethel being happy and relaxed, with ellyna being torn between 2, with zach being note-worthy now, with mel being relaxed, with spanky being healthy, with all my other friends whom i wish them safe and happy always. (now's the best time to go aww).
photos are not in chronological order:
basket. i didnt know u guys have the face.
Sunday, September 14, 2008, 9/14/2008 03:26:00 AM
Thursday, September 11, 2008, 9/11/2008 12:27:00 AM
Jing!! This is for you!!
It's all avril's fault, I am 17 again!
Monday, September 08, 2008, 9/08/2008 02:10:00 AM
when i was 18, i felt avril lavigne was so cool.now that i'm 6 years older, i felt avril lavigne still remained cool. for kids.
i can tell you, singaporeans and angmohs love her, the way they sang to her every song, the swaying, the lightsticks. wah damn emo, er like punk emo, geddit. [insert laughter]
now if u excuse me, i am going to rub "hey hey you you" off my brain.
ps: downgraded my phone to 3.2megapixels so its grainy and not cybershot. but don't look so "complicated" right? [inserts the heehee emoticon]
please click on the video, U KNOW U WANT TO~